Can we talk about the absolute nightmare that is public bathroom stall gaps?
Can we talk about the absolute nightmare that is public bathroom stall gaps?
So, there I was, minding my own business in a mall bathroom stall, when I made eye contact with a stranger through the gap. Yep, you read that right. Eye. Contact. Through. The. Gap.
I mean, who in their right mind thought this was a good design? It’s like they wanted to create the most awkward situation possible for everyone involved.
The Gap-ocalypse: A Design Flaw or a Sick Joke?
I’ve been thinking about this for days now, and I just can’t wrap my head around it. Are these gaps some kind of twisted social experiment? Are we being punk’d by bathroom designers?
The more I ponder this architectural abomination, the more questions I have. Like, was there a meeting where someone stood up and said, “You know what would make public bathrooms better? If we could see people’s feet… and knees… and maybe catch a glimpse of their horrified faces!”
The Awkward Dance of Bathroom Privacy
You know that weird shuffling dance you do when you’re trying to use the bathroom without making eye contact with anyone outside the stall? Yeah, that’s become my signature move. I call it the “Please Don’t Look at Me” Shuffle.
And don’t even get me started on the lock situation. Half the time, the lock is so flimsy that a gentle breeze could blow the door open. So now, not only are you doing the awkward shuffle, but you’re also playing door guardian with your foot.
A Plea to Bathroom Designers Everywhere
Dear bathroom designers of the world, I beg you: Please, for the love of all that is holy, close the gaps! Give us back our dignity! Let us pee in peace!
I can’t be the only one who feels this way, right? Has anyone else had a mortifying gap-related experience? Or better yet, does anyone know the actual reason behind this design choice?
I’d love to hear your thoughts, but remember to head back to the Facebook post to share them. Let’s get to the bottom of this… gap mystery together!
