This Maryland estate is basically a resort that someone decided to live in

If you happen to have a spare seven million dollars lying around, I think I found your next house. This massive property sits right on the water in Stevensville, Maryland, and the scale of it is honestly hard to comprehend.

First impressions

When you pull up, you are greeted by a grand facade that looks more like a luxury hotel or a historic museum than a family home. The lawn is perfectly green, and those giant columns make a serious statement.

Up close, the main entrance is even more imposing with a huge arched window above the double wood doors.

The grand foyer

Once you walk in, the two-story foyer hits you with curved staircases and heavy iron railings. It is definitely formal, but the warm wood floors keep it grounded.

Even the transition spaces are dramatic, like this arched hallway that frames the view looking back toward the stairs.

Living rooms and dining halls

The main living space has enough room for a grand piano and multiple seating setups. They went bold with purple velvet sofas, which actually adds some fun personality to the space.

There is a massive fireplace focal point on one wall, which looks like a great spot to sit when the weather gets cold.

But the real draw in this room is the wall of arched windows looking straight out at the bay.

Right next door is the formal dining room, complete with pattern-heavy drapes and a crystal chandelier that looks incredibly heavy.

The kitchen setup

The kitchen is huge, featuring cream cabinets, a stone range hood, and a long island with woven barstools.

Right off the kitchen is a casual dining table with glass doors leading out to the terrace, so you can eat breakfast with a view.

There is also this circular breakfast nook surrounded by windows, which feels like a cozy spot for morning coffee.

Work and transition spaces

If you have to get some work done, this wood-paneled office feels like an old-school library with its built-in bookshelves and desk.

Heading upstairs, the landing is a round rotunda featuring a twig chandelier that is surprisingly modern.

The primary suite

The main bedroom is basically a luxury suite with its own fireplace, seating area, and direct access to the upper balcony.

They even have a telescope set up by the windows so you can watch boats out on the water.

The bathroom has a built-in tub surrounded by marble, with a crystal chandelier hanging right above it.

And the closet is larger than most people’s bedrooms, with glass-front cabinets and a massive center island.

Downstairs entertainment

The basement is built for entertaining, starting with a full bar setup that feels like a local pub.

Right next to the bar is a pool table area with custom wall paneling.

The home theater has tiered red leather recliners and purple walls for a true cinema experience.

There is also a home gym with mirrored walls and commercial-grade equipment.

The outdoor spaces

Outside, the upper stone terrace stretches along the back of the house, offering plenty of space to lounge under the columns.

There is a covered balcony area too, which is perfect if you want to eat outside but stay out of the sun.

From up here, you get a great bird’s-eye view of the backyard layout and the pool below.

Poolside living

The pool area is symmetrical, with stone pavers, lounge chairs, and water fountains shooting into the pool.

Looking back at the house from the lawn, you can see how massive the back facade really is.

There is a covered outdoor kitchen and bar near the pool, complete with stone walls and a ceiling fan.

Down by the water

Further down the lawn, there is a stone fire pit right near the water’s edge, perfect for chilly evenings.

The property has its own private beach and a massive dock extending out into the bay.

Here is a closer look at the dock, which has boat lifts and a seating area at the end with a view of the bridge.

You even get a stretch of sandy beach to launch kayaks or just dip your toes in the water.

And to top it all off, the sunsets over the Chesapeake Bay Bridge from this spot are absolutely unreal.