I cannot stop staring at this $1.4M house in Massachusetts

From the street, this place looks like a standard, albeit large, brick suburban home. But once you get past the front door, it is a maximalist fever dream of gold tiles, 3D walls, and swirling marble epoxy floors.

The approach

Swansea is a quiet town, and this house sits on over an acre of green lawn that makes it look pretty unassuming at first glance.

Then you reach the driveway gate. The gold crest in the middle is your first hint that things are about to get incredibly ornate.

The front entrance is guarded by stone lions and towering gold statues holding up lanterns.

A dizzying entryway

You walk in and are immediately hit with gold-patterned tiled walls, a black-and-gold swirling floor, and a heavily gilded console table.

The ceiling is covered in patterned tin tiles, featuring a massive crystal chandelier hanging right in front of the front window.

The staircase is practically glowing, flanked by life-sized horse statues that really set the tone for the rest of the tour.

Lounging in pure gold

The formal dining room features a massive gold table set with matching heavily carved chairs under another giant chandelier.

Even the smaller bay window seating area is packed with gold furniture and high-contrast patterned flooring.

Here is the view from the upper landing. The floor pattern is so intense you might need to sit down on one of those brown leather couches to catch your breath.

The fireplace mantel is a classic wood design, but it is surrounded by gold tiles and flanked by bronze archer statues.

Two kitchens because why not

The main kitchen keeps the cherry wood cabinets but wraps the walls in gold patterned tiles and a metallic backsplash.

White countertops break up the gold walls, and a modern island hood vent sits over the range.

A breakfast table sits right next to a wide window overlooking the property.

But wait, there is a second kitchen on the lower level with dark grey cabinets and gold hardware.

This setup has a long bar with woven white stools, making it ideal for hosting parties.

The bedrooms are a 3D experience

This home has nine bedrooms, and none of them are plain. This one has gold patterned walls and that signature floor.

Here is another room featuring white textured panels on the walls and a bed piled high with plush toys.

This bedroom went full dark-mode with geometric wall panels and shelving for action figures.

Another bedroom has black 3D starburst panels behind a massive gold leather headboard.

This one features a blue accent wall, brick-patterned wallpaper, and a massive wooden wardrobe.

And if you love gold, there is a room painted entirely in metallic gold.

This bedroom features textured wall tiles that look a bit like chocolate bars.

Bathrooms with gold toilets

You thought the bedrooms were wild? This bathroom has golden columns, swirling black-and-gold walls, and a gold toilet.

This bathroom has red and white 3D panels and another gold toilet next to a futuristic steam shower.

Even the third bathroom has bronze patterned tiles and a gold toilet.

The basement and loft

The basement is basically a private club with patterned ceilings, marble floors, and plenty of seating.

There is a massive white sectional for movie nights under the patterned tin ceiling.

Even the doors down here are heavy, ornate metallic double doors.

Upstairs, there is a loft seating area featuring a giant wooden giraffe.

Heading outside

The outdoor spaces are actually pretty great. The upper deck has heaters, an outdoor kitchen, and a stone table.

Underneath the deck, there is a covered lounge with curved wicker couches and a rustic bar.

There is also a separate carriage house/garage building on the property.

The backyard is huge, sitting on over one and a half acres.

There is even a massive rock formation in the garden.

Which houses a little fish water feature.