This Montana house is basically a private resort disguised as a stone castle

You know those listings where you look at the price tag, roll your eyes, and then spend forty-five minutes clicking through every single image anyway. This is exactly that. It is a thirty-thousand-square-foot castle sitting on seventy acres in Billings, and the scale of it is hard to wrap your head around.

Driving up to the place

The driveway snakes up the hillside, making it feel like you are heading to a remote lodge rather than a spot just outside town.

Once you get a full view of the house against the cliffs, you realize just how massive this structure is.

The front entrance is all heavy stone and turrets, looking like a fortress.

Inside the front door

You walk through the front door and are immediately greeted by a saltwater aquarium that acts as a room divider.

Then you turn the corner and the ceiling just disappears into a web of thick timber beams.

The living area centers around a stone fireplace that goes all the way to the rafters, complete with a copper hood.

Looking down from the second-floor catwalk shows you how the main floor connects, with a glass elevator sitting inside a spiral staircase.

The kitchen situation

The main kitchen is heavy on the wood, with thick ceiling beams and a dark island that holds storage space on the sides.

Right next to it, the dining room has a wood ceiling and double doors that open directly to the cooking area.

Where you actually sleep

The main bedroom feels like its own cabin, featuring a stone fireplace and direct access to a private balcony.

As for the bathroom, it is larger than most apartments and features a double-sided fireplace in the center of the room.

The fun stuff downstairs

If you take that glass elevator down, you end up at a basement bar that looks like a pub.

Just off the bar, there is a circular wine room behind glass walls with a central tasting table.

Then things get a little absurd, starting with a two-lane bowling alley lined with reclaimed wood walls.

And yes, there is an indoor shooting range built right into the basement.

If shooting is not your thing, there is a theater room with leather recliners and a starry ceiling.

The home gym looks less like a residential setup and more like a commercial fitness center.

Indoor and outdoor pools

The indoor pool room has stone pillars and tall windows looking out to the yard.

Outside, the pool area has a waterslide and multiple levels of stone patios.

There is even a dining table tucked inside a stone cave next to the pool, which is either incredibly cool or a little intense.

For parties, you have an outdoor kitchen under a timber pavilion.

The garage and the grounds

If you have a collection of cars, the courtyard has enough garage doors to park fourteen vehicles out of the snow.

Spread across the seventy acres, you will find a tennis court and a three-hole golf course carved into the hills.

From directly above, you can see how the entire stone complex wraps around the central pool yard.

It is a ridiculous amount of house, but if you want to live like a medieval king in Montana, this is probably your best bet.